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sex so good you cum and shit at the same time.
that was some mighty poo-skeet fucking!
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A skeet fiend is a person who has a burning desire for everything skeet like; consuming skeet, licking skeet, scraping skeet off driveways, walls, and other skeet covered objects, skeeting on there own faces, skeeting on other peoples faces, putting skeet on cereal and sandwiches. just staight loving skeet. most are named bus stop.
person #1: yo whats good pimpstack.
person #2: just searchin for that next skeet fix.
person #1 your a straight skeet fiend.
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The act of skeet magee is to do something amazing by way of skeeting. Just like the famous Skeet Magee untied a gigantic knot by dropping huge skeet loads on it. He also hit a baseball 200 ft. with just one high powered skeet shot, anyone else who has tried this has been seriously injured (think about it, a baseball coming straight at ur meat at 70 mph...).
Skeet Magee was a famous kid who grew up in the 50s and 60s. Noone knows if the kid was real or just a legend. Skeet Magee is best known for ejaculating in public, he also untied a gigantic knot by dropping huge skeet loads on it to moisten it, he won a huge supply of pizza by untying it. The onlookers were amazed at the sheer size of his skeet loads. Skeet Magee also eased racism in the town by teaching the kids to ejaculate in public to promote peace. Skeet was not always accepted in the town, since ejaculating in public was unheard of in the 50s and 60s. He was insulted by a bully at school that told him "You dont know a cha cha from a waltz." apparently an insult at that time... Skeet Magee vanished in the late 60s. There has only been one alleged siting of him since then (he was the bum masturbating on the bus in a story told by Dave Chappelle, this has not been confirmed). Skeets' last words before leaving were "I came, I saw, I skeeted. I hope you will do the same"
Dave: "Did you see the new Superman movie?"
Farnsworth: "Nah man, what happened"
Dave: "Superman stopped a speeding bullet by skeeting on it"
Farnsworth: "....Yeah right..."
Dave: "LOL nah man I wish..."
Farnsworth: "Skeet Magee himself would have been proud of that lol"
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when a man busts fresh, or new hot cum on a woman, whether it be tits, face, ass, or stomache.
josh just blew a load of hot skeet on genna's tits.
annie just got a pile of hot skeet delivered to her by don.
jenna wants some hot skeet tonight.
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Skeet punk is sub-genre of punk that was invented by DE band H@M XiNG(Handicapped Albino Midget Crossing). In this genre, many members of the band have different interests in music but they focus their differences into a fusion. It is named skeet punk because the coming together of sounds explodes or errupts.
Skeet punk for life!
Keep on Skeetin'!
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The Skeet Friends were the enemies of the legendary Deuce Droppers. The Skeet friends were a group of characters that masturbated and ejaculated in public to promote peace and ease species and racial tensions. They were against dropping deuces in public, as they thought it was dirty and it would stink up the place. Also it did not promote peace, just made people carry around doggy bags even when they had no dog and got them mad.
The Skeet Friends were the main part of the great Skeet Saga. They battled the Deuce Droppers on Mount SkeetMore and won in the end. The leader of the Skeet Friends was the great Skeet Magee. Skeet Gonzales was also a big part of it, it also included a lot of other characters.
If you like to masturbate and think skeeting is coo, you can be a part of the skeet friends too!!!
(This was a gay slogan made by the skeet friends in the 50s-70s)
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