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To be put in one's place whilst discussing technology, by another person who's tech knowledge far surpasses your own, likely after wrongly trying to impress others with your own mediocre tech knowledge.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.
Slappee: "Did you know that the latest satellites can read a license plate on a moving car?"
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."
an adapter to play music from an external device (usually ipod) in your car
yo man do you have a slap adapter so i can bump some of my music from my ipod
Striking someone in the face with an apple product such as an iPad or macBook.
Oh Dude, you just got mac slapped. Shoulda kept your mouth shut.
Keep MY WIFES NAME OUT OF YOUR F*CKING MOUTH! Followed by a slap to the face, as Chris Rock is unhindered. Will won't keep guys out of her mouth though.
"I'll do nothing while my wife gets clapped, but hell, mention her hair and you'll get slapped.
"That's just Will The Slap Smith for ya"
Forcibly preventing one from taking potato chips out of a bowl with a swift slap on the hand.
A husband reaches for a bowl of chips at a BBQ but his wife slaps his hand away.
The Chippy Slap has left the husband feeling caged and unfulfilled.
to put a yellow sticker on a windshield of a car to indicate that the car is unroadworthy. Australian English only
This car is a real disgrace. I really have no choice but to "slap a canary on it".
A game in which two individuals each take a shot of vodka but DO NOT SWALLOW. They alternate slapping each other in the face until one person, the loser, either spits out the vodka or swallows it.
John and Adam were playing vodka slap. John missed on the first swing and really just sort of punched Adam. But that made John laugh and he spit out his vodka, thereby losing vodka slap.