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A stupid, souless, materialistically obsessed shell of a woman who, although physically attractive, possesses a personality as interesting as watching paint dry.
Usually accompanied by and annoying fake high pitch voice which makes you want to stab your own ear drums out with a HB no.2 pencil.
Mark: "So bro how was your date last night?"
Johnny: "Meh, she was hot but man that bitch was a slow gas leak forsure."
Mark: "Bummer."
A quiet, lengthy, or series of lengthy, stinky farts, as if leaking out uncontrollably, over a minimum duration of 2 minutes.
Damn, this dog is ripping slow ass right now
The act of slowly killing yourself by the use of tobacco or drugs. This happens over the years as dangerous substances are put into your body. They slowly kill you, hence slow-motion suicide.
The prof: Does anyone know what someone is doing when they sit outside on their porch smoking cigarettes all the time?
Nick: Killing themselves?
Greg: No dumbass! shit! they are committing slow-motion suicide...jeez....stupid college kids these days
The Prof (thinking to himself): Im failing him, and him, and maybe her, probably him....
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Term used to inform a homie that he's getting outta control and he might want to shut the hell up before he gets beat the hell up.
"Yo dawg, you better slow your roll fool."
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A boy and girl highschooler holding each other close and swaying slowly back and forth.
Prom was fun. but i was hoping for more exciting dancing. there was nothing but the typicall highschool slow dance.
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The air jerk done extremely slow while making eye contact. The slower and more deliberate the jerk, the more inappropriate it will be perceived, popularized by the show "The Whitest Kids You Know".
Man 1: Wanna go play some table tennis?
Man 2: (looks man 1 dead in the eyes and slowly mimics jerking off and eventually climaxing to orgasm)
Man 1: Gross dude, don't slow air jerk, come on stop doing it so slowly!
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a boner while slow dancing
girl: i like you
boy: i like you too
girl:quit poking me
boy: i gota slow dance chubby
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