When you're showering with your girl and as she lathers up her hair and tucks back under the water, you piss all over her feet. This secret golden shower is known as the Sneaky Peet.
"I pulled a sneaky peet on the old lady last night in the shower."
"What's that?"
"Its when you give her a golden shower but she doesn't even know"
When your partner is supposed to be getting lubed up but sneaks in maple syrup instead of lube.
Me and my husband wanted to try anal but that bastard gave me a sneaky canuck
A sex move where the man is in the middle of doing the sex to the woman when he sneakily slips his pinky in her asshole and says “sneak attack”.
Toomp "Last night I did The Sneaky Pinky with LaQrounchia."
A friend who lets you down when you need him most, and leaves you flat on your arse like a barstool that isn't there when you go to sit on it. See also barstool.
That sneaky barstool Blue said he'd put up my bail but he never showed so I had to spend the night in jail!
When a man comes around the corner penis first, shaking his soft penis in his hand and says “are you ready daddies”.
I can’t believe Cody did the sneaky peep at his friends bat mitzvah!
Someone who is sleeping or unaware gets nutted on the face and ice thrown on them
My friend wouldn’t wake up so I gave him a sneaky Eskimo
When you get torque! or sniped blind in the head in gears of war.
(Marrru) Let me get torch! so i can sneaky blind him.