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Similar in nature to a Social Butterfly in that they are attracted to social events, or anywhere a number of people are gathered.
The main difference being that while a Social Butterfly is usually more outgoing and well liked by their social group(s), Social Moths gather around the popular people & places without being particularly popular themselves, much like a moth is attracted to a bright light.
Social Moths usually aren't particularly attractive or talented and tend to lack any real personality so they gather around people with those qualities to make themselves appear more interesting.
Not to be confused with a Wallflower who may actually have a great personality but is generally just introverted or shy in large groups.
Steve: Aww man, Dave showed up again. Who invites him anyway?
Tony: Yeah, he's a total Social Moth, showing up uninvited and hangin around all the popular people but he really doesn't have many friends.
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n. A person who is typically/always socially imperceptive and 'latches on' to a group of people. this person is along for a ride and is impossible to lose, usually makes awkward comments making them unwanted. they are with you and eat away at your cool factor, making them a parasite
n. a tape worm with many friends and/or a facebook account
guy: wow person 3 is such a parasite!
girl: i know he saw us at dinner and has not left yet...wtf
person 3(social parasite):so guys....im going to watch you make out ok?
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Dropping a bomb in the middle of a social situation to make things awkward.
My sister just committed an act of Social Terrorism. She goes, "Ed, why are you so cheap? Even my brother says you are cheap." And then she turns around and goes to the bar, leaving me to clean up the disaster.
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The separation of impersonal and significant relationships. In order to engage in Social Intercourse, one must consider the other individual to be significant. This situation can be expressed through shared music, laughter, or deep and meaningful conversation.
If you have ever had a close friend or lover that can make you laugh with a single glance or that can finish your sentences for you, this is Social Intercourse in action.
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The act of using a social networking site while at work.
Don't bother me right now. I'm busy doing some social notworking.
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A serious condition that affects horny teenagers. When chatting with a female, one who is socially gawkward cannot help but gawk at the innocent woman's breasts and get a hard on.
Betty: Ew, I was talking to Brian about the microbiology project yesterday and then he got all socially gawkward on me.
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A condition in which a person among your close group of friends knows almost every person in your area and is unable to have a night out or other occasion without bumping into a person who greets them and nobody else in your group. It's known as herpes due to the fact that like herpes, you may tend to forget someone has it, but during social events are somehow constantly reminded.
Sam: Who's Caleb talking to?
Alice: I don't know. I've never seen them before...
Sam: I swear, Caleb totally has Social Herpes.
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