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noun: soggy baguette; plural noun: soggy baguettes
1. vulgar slang
- a term for erectile dysfunction.
I though Jared had a foot-long submarine sandwich, but all he had was a soggy baguette.
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When your semen gets in your pubes and it clumps up and looks like oatmeal
When I finished jerking of I accidently made some soggy oatmeal
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An unused condom that has been sitting in a wallet or car glove compartment for many years past the expiration date. It may still be useable but it is not a recommended practice. These condoms can be found in the cars and wallets of the acne consumed, band geek, and nerd herders of the world.
You should probably get rid of all the soggy condoms in your car before you take that respectable broad out to dinner tonight. She might get the wrong idea about.
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When you have an intense hatred for any female with a purse, and your only option is to pour any type of liquid into it.
That girl is such a bitch, someone needs to soggy waffle her.
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the reason that ppl that go to christchurch boys high school in new zealand are called soggys. cos sum fukers played that. soggyssssssssss
Shut up you stupid soggy! go wank over a biscuit!
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A penis which is wet due to failure to achieve an erection during a blow job.
A woman gives a man a blow job, but he remains flaccid. Since his penis is wet and limp it is similar to a soggy noodle.
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When you shove both hands up a females vagina/Anal/Pisshole to keep them warm, usually sleeptime but can be during intercourse in winter or cold conditions.
Hey babe, can I warm my Soggy Mittens up in your hole?
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