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A person who identifies as straight but is open to or actively has sexual relations with someone of the same gender. The term stems from a widely used internet joke in which one person mentions somebody being straight and another person responds “so is spaghetti until it gets wet” ergo, meaning these people are straight until it comes to sex.
Person 1: Did you hear Matt hooked up with Jared last night? And all this time I thought he was straight…
Person 2: Well he is straight, just spaghetti straight
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When someone performs oral sex on a man while their mouth is filled with spaghetti. The reasoning is that the texture of the spaghetti will create a pleasurable and exciting sensation on the man's genitals.
Man: Damn girl, why the hell you cooking noodles at 11 pm?
Woman: Oh I was just thinking we could have a spaghetti night in a bit.
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when something/someone has all the texture with none of the taste.
god, that person is all spaghetti & rice, man.
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When an individual offers a good idea for something to plan and it’s such a good idea that the thought of spaghetti appears in the friends mind
Daln: “wanna go smoke a blunt?”
Izik: “Betty spaghetti”
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When you have fairly sweaty hair in your pubic region, You can trim (if your adventurous you may shave) Your dick hair. This hair is a great topping for Ice Cream, Pizza, Tuna fish, Facial Cum, Shit Porn Aftermath and last but not least, Sammy Blues fireman corn.
Last night i was eating this worst Pizza, So i went in my big bros room and shaved his dick hair, Bon Apetite. A delicious Pizza Sweaty Spaghetti Is delicious
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Another name for an orgy with only british people.
I had a great time at the british spaghetti party last night
A Purple Spaghetti Story is an unnecessarily long, convoluted joke which feels more like a story and ends with a unrelated, usually familiar punch line. Sometimes also called a Shaggy Dog Story - although purple spaghetti stories involve … spaghetti vs dogs.
Over dinner, Richard told his nephews, Aaron and Zack his famous " Purple Spaghetti Story about his son, Jeremy getting sent to the principal’s office for passing notes in class. In this version of the story, Jeremy was expelled from school even though all the note said was “Purple Spaghetti”. By the time Richard was finished with the thirty-minute meandering diatribe, the boys had fallen asleep and missed the punch line about “looking both ways before you cross the street”.