special k

otherwise known as ketamine,k. special k is a dissociative that can either be snorted or injected into the muscle. it makes you unable to control your body like a tranquilizer would. what it does on the mind is another story. it sems like you enter into a different world were you dont understand anything that is going on.

eg a friend of m ine didnt understand what she was meant to do with a chair. ie what way she was meant to sit on it.

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bukkake special

When your idiot friend gets excessive mayo on his sub sandwich, making it look like someone bukkake'd on it.

Friend: Extra mayo, please.
You: So how's your bukkake special?

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The Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!....

Marco put peanut butter all over his dick and called his dog over to lick it off...and he wonders why its dead


heh

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Rusty Special

A secret red alcoholic concoction, infamous for getting one drunk off one's ass, mixed by none other than Bartender Rusty at Omaha's best gay dance club, The Max.

"What section is Rusty working tonight?"
"She's upstairs! Let's order a round of Rusty Specials and get CRUNK!"

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Fireman's Special

When you finish having sex with a woman with a large full bush, and immediately after coitus blow a load on her genital hair, effectively extinguishing the brush fire cause by vigorous pounding.

I gave your mom a Fireman's Special last night, because she was in danger of a full on scorcher.

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Special boy

A man who values fancypants and sodomy over truth and Logos.

Rogan and Crowder ARE special boys so it’s very possible that they might be butt pumping down by the dumpster on roller skates.

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the servando special

another term for midnight masturbation

Guy 1: oh hey guys come right in
Guy 2 :Hey so are we going to go bowling or what?
Guy 1: yeah just let me finish up my the servando special first

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