a rare and exotic bird that is red and green, has one leg and squats frequently, akin to the snype
the one legged squat is eating the cookie.
When you pay a premium to get super sore.
Your Hanny Granny gave me some Bulgarian Split Squats yesterday.
The process of effectively excreting the left over ejaculate remaining in the vagina once a man and woman have completed vaginal intercourse.
In the morning Mrs. Green does her daily exercises, the cum twat squat in order to make her yogurt for breakfast... SHE LOVES LEFTOVERS and she is environmentally friendly!!!
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A sexual fetish act involving a single person and a pie or cake. The participant begins by sitting or dipping his/her rear end into the Pie. They then proceed to wiggle around their rear in the pie until it is completely destroyed.
Susie: What do you want to do when I come over later?
Bobby: How about the same thing we did after dinner last weekend?
Susie: Hoboken Squat Cobbler?
Bobby: Now we're talking. I'll grab a banana cream & a strawberry rhubarb from our fav bakery on the way home from the office.
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Something to tell someone when you need them to shut up, sit down, and listen to you. Usually said after telling someone to "pop a squat" when they don't listen to you.
Mom: Pop a squat on the couch here, son, so we can talk about your grades.
Son: No thanks, I think I'm gonna go watch TV...
Mom: Pop a squat or I'll pop your squat!
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From AMC's Better Call Saul, a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. Itβs a fetish. Synonyms include the Full Moon Pie, the Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man.
No, he wasnβt hiding drugs. He was hiding a video of him doing the Hoboken Squat Cobbler.
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