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Squeeze as you Please

A smooth way to tell your partner that you’re fine with whatever affection they have to offer.

Alice: Hey any boundaries you want to set for us going forward?

Bob: I’m not ok with sex just yet, but apart from that, squeeze as you please.

by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling November 24, 2022


squeezed butt

When you holding a fart so you gotta you gotta walk in this condition or you will get your ass beat for letting it slip out.

Hey jeff‼️ Did you hear about Lance getting banked because he didn’t secure his squeezed butt.

“Nah man. That’s sick. Nigga should have held that fart. He got crones too”

by Domophobic November 4, 2017


The Magenta Squeeze

The act of grabbing your partner's hard pipe with your lips while squeezing it so hard that it changes color to a purple/magenta color.

Dude that girl has some strong lips, she gave me The Magenta Squeeze and made me a happy man.

by PuppyPersonGuy July 22, 2022


Caterpillar Squeeze

An act so vile that to describe it here would be unexcuseable.

Girl 1: Did you here what happened to Janey?

Girl 2: Did she get herpes again?

Girl 1: No, that was last week. Jimmy gave her a Caterpillar Squeeze!

Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1 and begins vomiting uncontrollably*

by Phreakin Mohican October 25, 2011


Pleeze squeeze theeze

What a boobs-living dude's lustful gaze "sees printed" on the portion of a buxom gal's shirt-front that's being "obviously held out" by da gal's huge juicy gazongas that dwell beneath.

Just because a chick happens to possess exceptionally-bountiful chest-pillowz doesn't mean dat she's consciously or intentionally "presenting" or "offering" them to you for use as "stress orbs" or dat she wants you to knead them like Play-Doh... they're merely part of her body; she's not holding them out there in a "Pleeze squeeze theeze" gesture!

by QuacksO May 2, 2019


Cheeto squeeze

When a girl is eating cheeto’s and giving you a handjob, so your dick gets covered in Cheeto dust.

Yo Caleb my girl gave me a Cheeto squeeze last night while watching talledega nights.

by TheChestersqueeze September 4, 2020


The Squeeze

The Squeeze is an act where during intercourse with a man and a woman, the woman proceeds to milk your penis by giving the shaft a light squeeze all the way down. Thus mimicking how a cow's udders are milked.

"Oh yeah Sophia gave me The Squeeze last night. It felt like I was being milked."

by Lord_McNuggey_ May 13, 2020