blumpkin steam

A combination of the cleveland steamer and the blumpkin.
The blumpker, who is giving oral sex allows the blumpkee to stand over the blumpker and release both semen and feces onto their upper body.

I gave my concubine a blumpkin steam when she let me shit on her chest while suckin' me off.

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steaming stelli

A theoretical sexual maneuver which involves defecating in or on a womans vagina. Also known as space docking.

Then I gave her a steaming stelli

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Steam Spunk

Busting a nut with a stopwatch, albeit with a pocketwatch.

"Oh, my! It seems I just Steam Spunked, but at least i beat the record; and with my pocket watch, alas!"

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Steamed Hams

Thicc thighs in yoga pants that are hot hot and moist.

At the gym
Bro 1: "Yoga class is about to let out"
Bro 2: "Let's go see some steamed hams"

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Steam Donkey

When a woman passes gas on a man's genitals as he is instructing her anally.

Carl got his junk steam donkey'd last night.

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The Steam Pipe

Another word for Anus

" Have you ever cleaned The Steam Pipe of a so called ass that you have "

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steam shit

When spocks sister takes a shit on your chest.

To live prosperous, is to accept a steam shit on your chest from spocks sister

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