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You know what, I'm going to take a different route with this one. I was going to say something else (Which you likely saw) but I'm going to pivot and say this instead: If Forrest Gump is "real" in the same way that the bible is "real" then there is is no REAL moral significance to the moral presuppositions. Additionally, if the book needs to be interpret by someone who doesn't believe in the underlying axioms for people draw accurate conclusions... Then the book itself is not an accurate lens through with to view the world. His entire case for the bible is literally just "What? The glasses your wearing have ink all over them? Don't worry. I'll just tell what's happening." And then he reaches into you wallet and takes your money and then he guides you straight into a wall and walks away.
Hym "Not my problem he says. You just want the moral authority of God for yourself and if you amswer the question honestly you lose it immediately. So you obfuscate the nature of 'truth' and 'real' to appease your own conscience."
Someone who calls the same establishment over and over with no respect or boundaries of the actual establishment. This mainly applies if you work at a call based job and the same person always calls and makes your life more difficult.
Friend: "Wow, Thomas has called 5 times today about random shit we can't help him with"
Me: "Sounds like Thomas is a problem Caller"
The lowest of the world problems. When you are unable to afford the bare minimum (3rd world) so you find a way to obtain drugs to fight the pain of the way things have turned out.
Ex. The inability to stand due to use of drugs.
Thank God I'm not a homeless I don't think I could handle fourth world problems
Problems that are only experienced by people with an abundance of admirers and/or partners.
"That guy I was flirting with wants me - but he won't date polyamorous chicks." *Sulks*
"Oh honey you've got thirst world problems!"
Minor irritating things associated with being fat that seem trivial.
Jimmy: It sucks they closed my favorite buffet just because a few people got food poisioning. It was right between my home and work too.
Dave: Sounds like some serious fat world problems.
Like first world problems but..... For weebs
When you really want to tell all your friends about what happened in your favorite anime, but none of them watch it. First Weeb Problems
anything that has to do with you needing something..
I need fifty bucks... instead of it ain't no problem it's 'Anal problem!