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Noun, /ˈs(j)u ɪˌsaɪd/ /baɪ/ /ˈkoʊvɪd/
The act of intentionally refusing inoculation in order to die a horrible death on a hospital ventilator while your friends and family watch helplessly and abuse hospital staff who are trying to help you. Similar to suicide by cop, suicide by COVID allows the suiciding individual to entirely shift the blame and responsibility for their own suicide.
Motivations for suicide by COVID vary and can be complex, but here are the top reasons:
1. To own the libs
2. To prove you're a lion and not a sheeple
3. To get away from your spouse and children, forever
4. To be a human sacrifice for the orange MAGA god (who has wholly replaced the Christian god for MAGA believers)
5. To further burden our overtaxed healthcare system and in the process use as many Medicare dollars as humanly possible before dying because socialism is only bad for minorities and the poor but socialism is a good thing when conservatives are on the receiving end.
6. To die a martyr in the MAGA war against science and reality
As for etymology, suicide by COVID first appeared in June of 2021, when vaccinations became widely available. It derives from suicide by cop with COVID replacing cop as the instrument of suicide.
I saw on Facebook that Uncle Bubba just died on a ventilator. He committed suicide by COVID, 'cause he wasn't no sheeple. He owned them libtards real good. Praise Trump!
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when a person who is in charge of turning in a project for school doesn't turn it in at all in order to make his partners fail.
Jung: Do you have our project for Spanish class?
Robby: No, I decided not to do it.
Jung: Why?
Robby: I'm already failing Spanish, so I didn't feel like doing the project.
Jung: F***ing suicide grader
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When a bunch of people all kill themselves because they want to get a point across.
There was a large mass suicide in 1978 when a bunch of people all drank poison and died for no reason.
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When one deletes all their social networking sites such as, but not limited to: myspace, facebook, twitter, blogspot, email ect in order to differ from internet communication. Said people seem to "fall off the face of cyberspace" because no one actually writes letters or calls anyone any more.
Guy: Why did Cynthia delete her myspace?
Girl: I dont know, that bitch just committed e-suicide.
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An act of drinking 6 double shots of russian vodka, in quick succession. hence why it is called 'soviet suicide' gaurenteed to get you wankered and make you feel a tad ill in the morning. by a tad ill i mean emptying your guts into the nearest toilet bowl provided you get there. for the true soviet exprience however finish the bottle off and blow your brains out with a revolver in the style of a shamed soviet general.
"my friend is a moron he just drunk a soviet suicide, that's gonna hurt tommorow mate"
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A really bad fuckboi who dates a lot of chicks and cheats on them with other horrific chicks, and he just needs to come out of the closet. And does not like all the negative attention he receives from all the hoes
Awe man look at that suicidal evan.
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A very creepy episode of a childhood favorite show you might know as Mickey Mouse. In this descriptive episode, it first shows Mickey walking down a street, but not smiling and talking as always. He has his hands behind his back, and looks generally depressed. The screen blacks out for a while, but when it resumes, we hear a man murmuring in the background. Then, we start hearing what sounds like a broken record box playing, and more bloodcurdling screams come into action, as terrifying images come in between buildings. Then, Mickeys face starts to break down, his eyes down to the bottom of his sockets, his teeth begin to break more and more. Eventually, he starts running faster until he reaches full speed. Then, he collapsed. A few moments later, a depiction of Death appeared and laughed, as the video ends. We don’t quite know if this was just a creepypasta or real.
Don’t watch Suicide Mouse at night
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