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When you eat a steak or hamburger then go and eat a girl’s pussy.
Did you hear about Tory? He had surf and turf in the parking lot of the Walmart.
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Running up behind a bus and holding on.
Usually in gangs to see who falls off first.
(Not for the weak - falling off face down is not unusual)
Me and the gang went bus surfing last night!
"really? who fell off first?"
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A stolen term from surf lingo. (Everyone seems to try to inject surfing vernacular into there vocabulary, hoping to acquire what use to be surfing coolness. i.e. web surfing). Laughably surfing has become so commercialized that it is no longer a cool association. Real term is "shoulder hopping": to drop in on someone elses wave, not at the peak but at the shoulder (down the line). A Wuss thing to do since it is generally easier and rude to do this.
Dude1: "This dude shoulder hopped me so I speared his brand new Channel Islands board with my old Cordell and did some serious damage." Chuckling
Dude2: "Right-on bro. He's one of those Corona Del Mar kooks anyways."
not shoulder surfing
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carpet surfing: when you crash at a friends house after a night of drinking and are forced to sleep on the bare (and often rough) carpet, with no blankets or pillows
joe: "hey soldier, you still coming up to my place this weekend?"
eric: "ya, but it looks like im going to be carpet surfing...i don't have room for anything else in my bag"
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Is heaven with salt water. An amazing place to get away when in San Diego. Come equipped with amazing Australian Counselors and great food. amazing fun and happiness is founded at this place.
"Hey Mr. Shark, I wanna cross your ocean. If not, Why not? I'm on my way to camp SURF!
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Following closely behind an ambulance or fire engine in your car, passing all the other cars that have pulled over. A great thing to do during peak traffic hours when the streets are packed with cars.
I was running late for work this morning, but I made up lots of time when that ambulance passed me. I siren surfed through the busiest part of town and made it there on time.
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When you have crabs (STD) and give a girl a schlonging.
"My boy gave me some good surf and turf last night, but now my vag itches"
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