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"Small Town Inbreeding Reverse Evolution"
This happens all too often in shitty little provincial ex industrial towns, particlary where there is high unemployment and lack of local expenditure. Basically anyone with half a brain cell leaves for somewhere better as soon as they are old enough to leave home. Nobody ever moves there because things are better elswhere. Only people who are too retarded to get a job anywhere else remain. They then sign on, breed amongst themselves and produce even more retarded offspring and so the cycle continues. Evolution in reverse so to say. Common situation in many parts of northern England. In years to come the local inhabitants may physically devolve into lower level life forms such as fungi or plancton.
I wouldn't move there if I were you, the place is STIRE!!
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The feeling you get when time suddenly disappears while your girl-/boy-friend is around.
I got Maura syndrome yesterday, my girlfriend came over and suddenly 4 hours just disappeared
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To be a nigger and or of the nigger kind.
Kanye West has Nigger Syndrome.
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An unofficial condition in which you are texting or typing a message and sudden words appear in between that you did not plan or even think about typing. Could also happen when you are using a text correction program on your phone such as the T9 or predictive txt like on iphones.
Ex:-While Texting-
Person 1: "Are you going to show up to the thing today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, we'll see if I get there by then."
Person 1: "Or if at all. Hahaha!"
Person 2: "Pretty much. oil"
Person 1: "WTF? Oil? Dude, you must have a case of thumbrrets syndrome."
Obviously this example is not as severe as other episodes can be.
Inturrets,turpets, Turrets,Thumb-Tied,
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When you always think you are right, but you aren't.
Hey hebe, i think you have badawi syndrome..
Hebe: Bro no i don't i carried this game
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When a student highlights more than 50% of the text on a page, and thus ends up defeating the whole purpose of highlighting what is important.
Girl: Can I borrow you bio book before the test
Other girl: here you go.
Girl: Dude you highlighted the entire page. You have major highlighter syndrome.
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A rare disability in ice hockey players where the knees and ankles cannot move and flex at the same time, thus creating the illusion that the player does not know how to skate. This disability has even been found in the NHL ranks, with players such as Tomas Holmstrom, Hal Gill, and Nik Antropov suffering from it.
"Don't make fun of Billy, he's got Jenkins Syndrome."
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