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Receiving a crappy gift/date/stalking from an older slightly creepy man.
Dude that date, was like getting pop tarts from your uncle.
Are small bus retard that wears a helmet to protect himself and licks the window to try and escape
Your a tart cart helmet wearing window licker
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Aaron docherty had such a nice Portuguese custard tart when I was eating it
The feeling one gets after being around Z for any length of time
Joe: hey mike you seem, different. Is everything ok?
Mike: nah i just feel like an idiot, being around Z has me feeling Z-tarted, if you will.
The act of eating a Popeye's spicy chicken tender out of a prolapsed anus.
"I had to end it with Becky because she kept asking me to give her a Cajun sweet tart
A horny milf, that has a gunt, and is trying to score drugs or cock, or both.
Oh my shit, that Tart-Muffin is relentless, she won't lea e those poor guys alone! Fuck8ng Tart-muffin!