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Price an individual pays for a gym membership that is never used
Martha realized she had to pay her fat tax this month, since she didn't make time for the gym since her last payment.
When people die as a result of not being able to acquire the resources they need to survive, because they lost a lot of money they needed when they paid off their taxes, which causes some people to go homeless and potentially die starvation, dehydration, and or severe illnesses that greatly impact their lives in a negative way.
People who get taxed to death tend to die in a very slow, painful manner. It is sad to see this issue is still very prevalent today.
When life decides to throw you a bone.
Can happen at anytime, to anyone, anywhere in the world and can come in all sizes.
From finding a random dollar bill on the ground or floor to hearing that your simp-cuck loser Boss/simp-cuck usless coworker got an ass chewing on your Birthday which also happens to be the day before a long awaited 30 day paid vacation.
Person 1: Whoa! Check it! I just found $20, wrapped around a Black Lotus card.
Person 2: My dude. You just collected a "Bullshit Tax".
Person 1: I'm super stoked. Its my Birthday, I have a month long paid vacay coming starting tomorrow, and the best part; my needle dick boss is out of the office attenfing his disciplinary meeting. There has to be a word for something this awesome.
Person 2: Queen, You got yourself a big fat "Bullshit Tax".
It’s like a think tank but it’s just for thinking about tax. A bunch of super human beings who are super smart and can solve almost any problem when it comes to taxes.
The Tax Tank really planned my tax affairs in the most efficient way possible.
Syrup tax or syrup taxing is the terminology commonly associated with getting your ass kicked by a Royal Canadian Mounted Policeman.
Doug won't be doing that again, eh, the fuzz put a syrup taxing on him he won't soon forget, eh. Yous got a beer?
An employed individual that’s so mentally slow the government issues wage reimbursements to employers for hiring them.
Hey boss! What do you need KM
The new guy is a Tax Credit!
That extra bit of $$$ people charge you to pay on top for something because it's unusual, nostalgic/iconic and elicits gawkers/discussion/conversation. It might not even be a particularly rare or valuable item but because of the aforementioned attributes the novelty tax greatly exaggerates it's value.
Example 1:
Bill: "Did Ed really pay $8500 for a old Mazda Miata? He could have gotten so many better cars for nearly as much!"
Mikey: "True, but those NAs are getting harder to find nowadays and c'mon man....those Pop-up headlights are a pretty cool party trick."
Bill: "Bruh...he paid way too much novelty tax for that old ass car, but I'll give it a pass because now he looks like a recently divorced single mother who left the hair salon with a pixie-cut because she was wanted to try something new......and you know how much I like chicks with short hair."
Example 2:
Ann: "Hey, remember when we were little and we would find Gameboys at the swap meet for $5."
Fred: "Yeah, wow what a trip. Now try finding them and their asking $50"
Anne "Didn't they sell millions of them though? Like, why are they expensive now?"
Fred "It's the novelty tax; current social media thrives on late 90s/early 00s nostalgia and now everyone wants to own a little piece of their past nowadays to show off and be validated. Nostalgia is ripe for exploitation. Now that I think of it, I have a copy of Pokemon Crystal sitting around! I'm going to eat good tonight!!"