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A test in which you throw moist panties against a wall and/or ceiling. If stuck, she has successfully passed the test and is DTF. If it does not stick, continue foreplay and repeat test every 5~7 minutes as necessary.
"Give me your panties, I need to conduct the Spaghetti Test"
"Bro, I couldn't get her to pass the Spaghetti Test so I had to leave."
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Woman: my pregnancy test came out positive
Man: ive made a mistake
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A way of ranking ladies on a pass or fail system based on the hypothetical state of their poontang.
If theres a chick who is attractive but is also with a lot of guys, picture what its like behind her fly:
Soft Clean Canyon = Pass
Moldy Bat Cave = Fail
Dude #1: "Jamie is Hott"
Dude #2: "Yeah but she's such a cock -loving whore and compeltly fails the vagina test"
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Same as tossing salad. You know you have stuck your tongue on a 9-volt battery.
When we were fooling around last night, I tested the battery.
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In sports, specifically in NCAA Basketball, when you watch a team (or player) that you haven't seen much of and immediately they look damn good. Usually applies best when you already have some knowledge of the team/player and so expectations are in place. These expectations need to be exceeded to pass "The Eye Test".
In watching San Diego State dismantle Jimmer Fredette and BYU in the MWC Championship, they definitely passed "The Eye Test". The Aztecs are legit!
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Like a litmus test, only instead of litmus paper there's bog roll and instead of an acid/base there's an anus that might have let something slip in the process of breaking wind.
Crikey - I think there was something in that! I'd better go and take a shitmus test...
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looks like a lot of people on here have no idea what they are talking about. Animal research is probably the largest reason for why we have advanced in biomedical science, millions of people are still alive today because of animal testing, you need to check your facts on it. Second of all, the Animal Liberation Front burgles medical centres, firebombs labs and violently attacks animal research workers, PETA have also funded the ALF, and Mary Beth Sweetland,A Vice President of PETA is a type A diabetic who injects herself daily with insulin developed from medical testing using dogs, so they are hypocrites too.
If animal testing required me to personally kill every chimp in the world to save one street junkie with A.I.D.S, I wouldn't give it a second thought
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