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The thing you see when you go out side and hear noises
I was killed by my dad o yeah and raccoons are just trash pandas
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A Cox Panda is a breed of panda native to The Berra (i.e. Canberra).
Locals often hunt them whilst naked. One Cox Panda will feed one local for an average of three days, and the skin is often used for warmth against the severe cold.
Like the Sex Panda, the Cox Panda is adept at face licking. It will lick your face off.
A: Is that a Cox Panda over there?
B: Yeah, should we kill it and eat it?
A: Nah, it's licking that Sex Panda's face... we should let them penetrate each other's intimacy bubbles.
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One of the best solo acoustic acts this side of the Rockies. Features the brilliant song writing and distinct vocal abilities of Jacob.
Person A: "What kind of music do you listen to?"
Person B: "Piko Panda"
Person A: "Who?"
Person B: "Piko Fucking Panda"
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the sexual act of doing a quick preview of different variations of sexual moves in both the vagina and in the butt hole and than busting inside the woman's mouth
Amanda couldn't decide what she wanted so i just gave her the panda express
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When you have too much to drink and you have lost your control to think straight. Means u had a good time
drunk panda
I was wasted last night and became a drunk panda. Or i was a drunken panda
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Pursuing a person below you, used mostly in the context of debate teams, where varsity members try to hook up with novices.
That senior may have won two tournaments, but his panda poaching made three girls quit the team.
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Panda prowling is a simple game. it involves at least two players who must be wearing Panda outfits. what you do is very simple. You go on a rampage around your local town/village/city/place of worship and cause absolute mayhem.
You called destroy things in shops, jump in on a local examination in a school, beat each other up in the street or bunny scurry some hoe's. at the end of the day whoever has caused the most mayhem/destruction/loss of toilet roll WINS!!! if you are caught by police GAME OVER!!!
"oh my god that was an absolutely immense game of Panda prowling!" "Yeah dude did u see me tackle that small innocent child into that huge bowl of disgusting tar that was da shizz!!!"
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