5th world country

A country that pretends to care about human rights while blatantly and outright changing the law to show the people they mean absolutely nothing to the government.

America is the only 5th world country on earth.

5th of January

in the 5th of January, a person that goes by the name Battle The Sletter (aka BattleSleeter, Battle but IRL) will be executed on stage at a show for promoting (-5 celsius air conditioner) on furries

presenter : ARE YOU READY
Battle : yes i am
presenter : OKAY TURN IT ON
Battle : *pain and agony scream*
The (5th of January) Incident.

5th December

The day finley marshall was born 2006

Happy 5th December
Thanks

5th December

The 5th of December 2015 is when the famous video of a young girl in a Santa costume got bored and posted a video of her dancing and singing to mamma Mia on YouTube, it’s called ‘singing time with Holly’ and is an absolute banger. Everyone has heard about the video at least once and then people copy her dances :)

Ben : OMG! Did you see that video Holly posted?

Lauren : Haha yeah I did it’s so funny I copy her dances!

Ben: I can’t wait for the anniversary on the 5th December!

April 5th

national send arch pics to your bf day

boyfriend: hey its april 5th, can i get those pics now??

girlfriend: yea sure, here. *sends 4 attachments*

April 5th

National send arch pics day. Once requested it cannot be denied.

Yo dude it’s April 5th! Go ask Nat for some arch pics u know she got the phatty

April 5th

National poopoo day

hey can I rub poopoo on your face
No!
but its April 5th
fine