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A German brand of blackberry schnapps liqueur. Blackberry Schnapps is a strong, dry spirit produced using the distillation of blackberries. Frequent consumption of Black Haus will ultimitely lead to disgust for the smell/sight/or mere mention of it. Black Haus-induced blackouts are common and might result in public urination, the inability to bathe or shower yourself, frequently dropping your belongings, and listening to Garth Brooks' "Friends in Low Places" 25 times in a row.
Sober Friend #1: "Liz and Danielle drank so much Black Haus last night that they fell down in the middle of the street, droppped everything out of their purses, and kept walking without picking anything up...twice in a ten minute period."
Sober Friend #2: "Man, Black Haus fucks you up. It's a good thing Erin and Mary were there to grab all their shit before it got run over."
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The main man of "The Roots", he has some lyrical skill i can tell u that, get "The Tipping POint" when it comes out in couple days
Black Thought has a large head
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In programming, a self-contained, independent subroutine or program module designed to perform a single task; the user has no knowledge of its internal structure but can use it by passing a clearly defined set of input parameters.
That module is a black box. We'll never know how it works; we only know it generates pron.
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In live theatre, where all the lights are dimmed to a complete wordblackout/word
Standby, fade to black
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Some one who is really THICCCCCC
Wow goku Black has a really thicccccc ass,😏
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A MAN WHO HAS ASCENDED TO GODHOOD
also known as THAT ONE NIGGA a TRUE FUCKING MONSTER and NIGGA MODE
wearing black timbs = a early grave for any nigga who runs up on that nigga
stroonger than any black air force stronger than any steroid this nigga will beat your ass SILLY beat your ass GAY beat your ass STUPID
if you encounter an angry black timbs wearer bearer Run run with a capital R run use the secret Joestar technique and RUN
R.i.p for the homies who got fucking drop by these nigga's stronger that escanor stronger than kid boo scarier than any nigga to live they don't care for you themself and the world they will destroy the world one day when they make black union
i worship the day a TRUE NIGGA IN Black Timbs arrives and will bring swift justice to the trashy ass world
"yo the nigga just knocked out yo nigga beat his a-"
"what"
"he got black timbs"
"YOU GOT A PROBLEM LIL NIGGA LET ME FIX IT"
-man in timbs ROCKS his shit-
"o-o"
"AGH HELP ME HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH I CAN'T BREATH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"SLEEP NIGGA"
-man in timbs stomps him out-
"fuck out my face"
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Black Friday - The day %75 of retail workers want to murder themselves. As they look at the clock that says 11:55 P.M. They're nervous because they're about to face the time when 3,000 stupid mother fuckers come in trampling one another for pointless half price bullshit like a fucking like a toothbrush. Half of these disgusting fat fucks smell like Satans shit pit, on they're way to buy some deodorant that you can obviously tell they hadn't wore for 8 fucking years. Of course, you also have India's population full of fucking retards waiting out side of Best buy and GameStop to get a video game $25 off, or the greatest ever taller and 1mm thinner newest fucking IPhone in which they'll either crack the screen, leave it in their pants when they put it in the washer, get some virus by watching a fuck ton of porn, or Apple will just make a new taller and thinner "Cutting technology" iPhone in another 3 months. So they chunk the one they murdered a pregnant lady and 4 small children to get off a cliff and buy the new one for $1500. All of this happens ironically after the day we admitting that we are thankful for everything we have.
*BREAKING NEWS* a 76 year old lady was killed on Black Friday by a 32 year old man while arguing over who gets the last (insert useless item)"
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