presbyterian church

massive liberal bureacracy, second in stuffiness only to the conservative wing of the roman catholic church.

i spoke in tongues in a presbyterian church once, and they kicked me out.

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Cowboy Church

a Cowboy Church is a Christian church for anyone, but, most importantly, for cowboys; however, it is not considered or recognized as a church by other denominations -- protestant or Catholic and is mostly contained by a collective ministry. Attendees come in by car, feet, and sometimes horseback. Their services differ from regular services where several tradition parts are left out... such as: alter call, collection, and sometimes even a sermon....

Guy 1: "Dude? Are they going to have a sermon?"|
Cowboy hick: "Nope! We donn duuueee dat 'ere at a Cowboy Church!"
Guy 1: 'Oh.. all of you will burn in hell!"
hick: "Wat?"
guy: "as far as i am concerned... this isn't a real church and all of you will burn in hell."

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catholic church

see cult; a church for the Catholic religion, tries to cover up that Jesus had a kid, and that they would kill if that ever got out,

The Catholic church is now and always was a fag house. see priest;

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church boyz

some gangsta ass niggas that wuz born and raised in falls church V.A.

damn dem church boyz about 2 go wreck

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church money

The ability to have so much money and Properties that you are essentially Above The Law. The example being the Catholic Church Only a few People have the amount of money you would need to be defined as having "Church Money"

The top 100 Richest People in the World Fit this Definition.

I Got off the Charge because my Dad has "Church Money" and he bought my way out of a conviction because he paid off a Senator.

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Church pussy

A cat that is adopted after a church service.

I love my church pussy so much.

Church pussy is so soft and beautiful.

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God Church

A stupid phrase Snake Paul created.

And it's selling like a God church.
You: Get some help

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