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fucking donkey

A complete idiot

Damn you billy! Are you stupid?!?! You’re a fucking donkey!!

by Miadolphins31 January 4, 2018

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


donkey stick

An attitude adjuster for a stubborn person.

Don't make me take out the donkey stick!!

by A Bosox Jamoche April 21, 2005

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


donkey knuckles

Male version of camel toe

Dude, his pants are so tight he has some gnarley donkey knuckles. He must be German.

by Zambalufoo December 13, 2004

39πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Donkey Kick

A donkey kick is pretty much kicking like a donkey. You kick backwards at whatever you're kicking. You can also do this with both feet to get more power into it. A donkey kick is specifically made for kicking people's doors to scare them. You can consider it the next thing up from Nicky Nicky Nine Doors. Be sure to always use the donkey kick on the hard wood door, or on a screen if you're really mad at someone.

I hate that old McCullagh lady, let's go donkey kick her door.

by Eric Ewing July 1, 2006

150πŸ‘ 94πŸ‘Ž


Swamp Donkey

A swamp-donkey is a girl that gets guys that for some reason cant say no to any pussy no matter how smelly,repulsive,and blubber infested,it is. the swamp-donkey is also known to try to inpregnate her self in order to keep the dumb ass that was stupid enough to fuck that low life,gag-amaggot,cockhound, gutter-rat bitch!

I cant belive jeremy had a baby by that swamp donkey heather.
ya shes so fuckin ugly I wouldn't fuck her with a shot-gun well maybe a shot gun if loaded.Ha Ha that was not a joke.Seriously that bitch is so nasty you could run her over with a 18 wheeler and it would improve her looks.

by keepin it real March 23, 2005

1137πŸ‘ 812πŸ‘Ž


Donkey chomp

When you and a buddy are tag teaming a girl, one getting her from behind while the other getting a blowjob. The guy who is filling the young ladies back end then donkey punches her while your buddies cock is still in her mouth thus resulting in her biting the hell out of his dick.

My bro is so pissed at me because he had to go to the hospital after that slut we were tag teaming donkey chomped him last night.

by Brantera October 14, 2009

19πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


donkey bar

A place in poor countries that you can go to watch preferably a woman have sex with a donkey or similar barn yard animal.

"Hey Jose, lets go buy some tequila and go to that donkey bar down the street. I hear the women will do anything for money!!"

by godfathercj69 June 1, 2006

19πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž