Rural Dictionary

whisky mac

a northern cocktail made from whisky and wine

Adrian was enjoying a whisky mac in his pervert coat

by Spontaneous Inflection November 24, 2016

The typical city-type you see walking down main street. Usually some kind of trendy hipster with skinny jeans and a clean-cut, often seen talking into an earpiece like some sort of mechanical douchebag.

Guy: "Oh shit, dude, check out that city mac coming this way."

Dude: "Let's give him a wedgie."

by Lvei P March 12, 2022

Mac Ripper

A mac ripper is a giant rip of marijuana from a pipe. Depending on the size of the bowel, it could be fully loaded or just half full. The entire bowel is supposed to be cashed in one hit, this can be helped by having a lighter with a big flame or having some biiig fucken lungs. After the hit is taken it should be held in like most hits and is usually followed by coughing and then choking and perhaps even blacking out or loss of eyesight. Mac rippers are usually taken with anger and carelessness of coming events with hope that the mac ripper could solve everything.

I fucken failed my Psychology test... I need a muhh fuggin MAC RIPPER!

Yo, I gotta do all this yard work right now, I need to take a mac ripper.

by Whats a psuedonym October 21, 2009

Sushi Mac

The Sushi Mac is the fast food delicacy of the urban cannibal necrophile. The product is made when the hungry gent (or lady) exhumes two male and one female fresh corpses (preferably a family). The product consists of the two pieces of man meat being sandwiched by the female's fish flaps when at the same time excreting the female's final monthly "tomato relish" as a topping. (If the woman died while pregnant the placenta can also be blended to make this relish). The "double cheese" is provided by scraping the final secretion from the inside of the deceased foreskins.

"Did you hear that Colin's family died in a car accident the other day?"

"Excellent! I could murder a Sushi Mac!"

by 5ush October 28, 2009