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Moose Tits

Insane or crazy.

That guy wearing the boot on his head is completely MOOSE TITS.

by Scott January 13, 2004

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Moose Knuckle

The male version of "camel toe". Where said male's pants are so tight and/or transparent, the shape/details of their anatomy are clearly visible even through the garment, resembling the appearance of a moose's lower ankle (or "knuckle").

"When I watched wrestling last night, that tag team had on spandex shorts SO tight, they were sporting some SERIOUS moose knuckle!!!"

by CactusHeart December 3, 2009

222๐Ÿ‘ 291๐Ÿ‘Ž


hot moose

When you make an exit consisting of a series of old school breakdance moves shortly after having sexual relations with someone who you plan to "fuck and dump".

"I took this girl home after a few drinks and pulled a total hot moose."

by Dr.MinuteEffort December 2, 2016

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


nostril moose

A moose usually found in one;s nostrils, usualy expelled from within sed nosritl and climax of pleasure. grey-green foam like substance.

'dude i moosed in her fanny!'

by Moose man! November 2, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Moose Cake

- A cake in the shape of a moose

- An idiot, twasok, Numptey etc.

- A general term used when someone does something stupid.

1; *Falls over*
2; "Ah fu, get up you moose cake!"

by FreakBitchBaby January 5, 2010

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Yawning Moose

A sex act similar to "Doggy Style" in which the females legs are kept tightly pressed together. When preformed correctly, the female will shout in a manor similar to that of a yawning moose.

Guy: "You like the Yawning moose baby?"

Girl: "uAHOOOAhhh"

Guy: "Yeah ya do"

by t00kansamm May 30, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rusty Moose

When you start hitting a Canadian girl from behind, but she hasn't gotten laid in a long time and you have to work it in.

"I had to give Emma a Rusty Moose last night. She hasn't seen action in a long time, eh?

by RustyMooser69 March 24, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž