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A phrase for describing the use of an iphone or iPod touch, due to how it appears when using a touchscreen.
Taken from Marcus Brigstocke's stand up, God Collar.
'That git, always stroking his gerbil'
'I'm off to stroke my gerbil'
'Will they even stop stroking their gerbils and talk to people!?'
Stroking the gerbil should not be used as stroking the gerbil, but like the examples above.
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When a man reaches under a woman, who is in the doggy style position, and strokes her vagina until she gets wet.
My girlfriend likes it when I give her the slick stroke.
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The term being to give an old lady a good rodgering with the aid of lubricant (because she is too old to get wet)
Mr A, sleeps with ol' Mrs Z, with a crusty sensation involved for Mr A. Question is... With all that dryness, does Mrs Z find it a pleasure - Practice the "Vinegar Stroke" tonight and find out for your self!
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When a guy stroke's a girls hair and suck's her breasts at the same time.
Chad was on the couch with Kiersten in the middle of A Stroke n Suck when his wife walked on them!
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When a guy is stroking a girls hair and then he pokes his penis in her vagina!
Chad gave Keirsten A Stroke n Poke that made her scream & her body tingle all over!
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Travis Scott's song "through the late night" has a line: "Relieve my heart of malice, hit my palace
Stroke my cactus, oh, don't wait
Don't play" which basically means Rub my dick
"what do you want to do"
"Stroke my cactus"
'Who the fuck says that??"
"Travis Scott"
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