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the act of drinking out of a fountain while a gay man stands on the drinking fountain over you
"hey Smack Smack Pollack, hop on this fountain and give me a swedish pennaz!", said oskar
"okay hun," said smack.
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The act of one ejaculating into their partners mouth, then having their partner violently spit the ejaculant into their face.
Guy 1: So, Sasha gave me a Swedish snow blower last night. It was pretty hot.
Guy 2: Ew dude, you're sick!
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When one sticks his penis in a toilet full of diarrhea and pulls the shit up with his penis and then get's a blow job while he has disgusting multicolored feces on his penis. And then after he is done, he makes out with the one who gave him a blow job.
Hey Paul how did you enjoy that Swedish Shovel-Up last night that I gave you? Well, it tasted a bit tangy, but on the bright side, i brushed my teeth after.
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the sexual act of pulling out your cock before you shoot your load and baste her whole body in your jizz.
this bitch was fuckin crazy!
so I got fed up and gave her the ol' swedish turkey baster.
then I slapped her and told her to make me a fuckin sandwich.
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The Swedish Yo-yo is when somebody takes a hot load of spunk in their mouth and stands over another person. Then the person with the man mustard in their mouth starts to slowly drip the cum out of their mouth, then slurps it back up.
Alex: Dude, Amanda was doing the Swedish Yo-yo above me lastnite, and she didnt slurp it up in time so I got my own man jizz all over my face.
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When a caucasian individual receives a line of hickeys that extend from the neck to the genital region.
Dude: So how was Morgan last night?
Other Dude: Shit got crazy man. She gave me a Swedish Dress Shirt. I won't be able to go swimming in public for weeks.
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When you take a shit and circle it around a girls pussy and bang her with the turd circling it.
Me:She liked it when i gave her that Swedish cookie cutter!
Friend: Why in the world would you give her something like that?
Me: I thought she would like it..that and the mess involved
Friend: ???
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