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The act of pouring syrup all over your partner's naked body and using it as a lubricant for intercourse.
Last night Sarah and I did the Waffle House; it was a sticky disaster!
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The act of dropping a deuce upon somebodies laptop keyboard then closing it to smoosh all the poo around. When that sombody decides to write his term paper later that night, he's in for a stinky, sticky surprise. It's great for any occasion.
You cut that shit out, or I'll give your laptop a good ol' waffle iron.
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I'm gonna go liberate a waffle. After I"m done taking the cosby kids to the pool, well go out to eat.
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Wow that guy is a modern waffle. hes been with five girls this week.
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A way of calling someone stupid, or an idiot.
He is such a Clobber-Waffle!
A game performed by a close knit group of male friends involving one waffle, and 3-5 players. To prepare, everyone strips down until they are butt naked. Then all players start masturbating over the waffle. The goal of this activity is to ejaculate on to the waffle as quick as possible whoever cums last has to devour the semen drenched waffle completely.
Guy 1: what's wrong with Tristan he's been acting weird today.
Guy 2: Oh he just lost a game of Wazzy waffle earlier this morning, he'll be fine tomorrow.
A term used to describe a certain kind of sadness, often akin to that of living in a dumpster with no real future or friends.
Ever had a waffle fall flat on the floor, glued to the grimy surface with its syrup acting as the suffocating binding agent between what was a perfect, golden, crispy, glistening, waffle and the musty human trash ridden floor? That’s what I feel like, a floor waffle.