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1. When a meme is so overused so quickly that it goes from amusing to suck in less than ten seconds, internet time. 2. Some sort of unfortunate sex act.
"Have you seen that video of that kid-"
"That jumped the honey badger five days ago, dude."
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Isa European Badger Man is the lead Hybrid of Europe. He was the first hybrid in Europe ever to have been created. Some thought at the time that a badger was a strange animal for a human to merge with. However years later people have seen the benefits of a human/badger hybrid as European Badger Man has become one of the most influential and iconic political leaders of the world.
Have you ever met a leader who is as iconic and influential as European Badger Man?
The one true lord of all existence.
His story is that follows. There was once a badger who was roaming around Iceland. (As everyone knows Iceland is the home of all badgers.) This badger was walking around doing things when a beam of light shot down from the heavens and granted this badger inhuman powers capable of creating world peace, stopping climate change and curing all diseases. But, he was a badger so none of this happened.
One day when the badger was in the sky doing badger things, he felt lonely. Then he declared: "I will father a son of a human woman, because I am bored." He then proceeded to subdue the most beautiful woman in Iceland with His manly good looks and because he was a badger. (Insert dirty fanfiction about sonic.) The woman then gave birth to the most beautiful badger in the world. Badger Jesus (That was the son of the Badger Gods name.) then declared: "The bridge that was once magnificent between humans and badgers has been burned. Let me be that bridge for the good of humanity." and when he spoke his word instantly became true and transformed in to a bridge full of organs and tissue. "The bridge is good." Said God Badger.
And that is the meaning of life.
Person A- Do you know about Badger God?
Person B- Yeah, he's pretty damn sexy.
Person A- ...
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Someone who once they realise there is Crack nearby, can't wait to get thier teeth into it.
"Did you see Amy Winehouse's face when Pete started rocking up?"
"Yeah, she's a right Crack Badger"
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An excuse Gord (played by Tom Green) says to a security guard when he enters a building.
See also Japan four, Freddy got fingered
Security Guard: Excuse me can I help you?
Gord: Uh... Yeah I'm here for the badger.
Security Guard: For the badger?
Gord: For the badger!
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A LOW KEY PLACE YOU CAN GO TO HAVE A GREAT TIME AND DRINK WITH FRIENDS THAT DON'T GIVE A SHIT WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT TROUBLE FROM OTHERS OR THE POLICE.
HONEY BADGERS TAKE WHAT THEY WANT!
HONEY BADGER HIDEOUT IS A PLACE STOCKED FULL OF BOOZE, BEER, YOUR BOYS AND BITCHES.
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A gay or "sweet" cop. The "sweet" comes from "Honey," and "cop" comes from "Badger," as in one that possesses a badge.
1. My friend, Lance, was cuffed, thrown in the car, and forced to give oral sex to some Honey Badger named "Royster."
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