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Beef plank

A form of cock and ball torture. Some walking on your bacon snake.

To “walk the beef plank” a long night out finished with a hot vindaloo and some 6inch stelletos up and down the “beef plank”. An old pirate term for a homosexual.

by Jammothet April 13, 2021


beef piccalo

A derisive term used to describe an extremely small penis ie: the piccalo being the smallest percussion instrument

Good morning Dane will the orchestra be meeting at the concert hall? If so will you be playing your beef piccalo?

by Pheen January 6, 2018


Beef fizz

Beef fizz is a summer drink, originally published in the 1975 Kitchen Companion drink guide. Made from two cans of condensed beef broth, one cup of chilled ginger ale, and two tablespoons of lemon juice it, is well known as a delicious and refreshing beverage, perfect for long days in the hot sun.

John: Hey man, come try my beef fizz.

Joe: What the fuck is a beef fizz?

John: Trust me man, just drink it.

Joe: sips beef fizz

Joe: vomits profusely

by tehfcuk June 27, 2020


beef socket

A vagina
The place where a man can stick his beef

His mum has a huge beef socket. she can hold a lot of beef

by Joe Fenton January 14, 2007


cold beef

When you had a beef with someone that either happened a long time ago and you haven't seen them, or you have and it's been left unresolved.

I don't want to go to that party tonight. Ricky is going to be there and me and him have some cold beef from last semester.

by slicknasty May 2, 2020


Beef Broth

The name given to a troll who doesn't mind "Beefing" around. Send him/her the phone number of your friend and let them mess with them but they can only refer to themself as "Beef Broth." The other person has to be convinced that this is their actual name.

"Dude this random guy is texting me and he says his name is Beef Broth."
"Yeah his name is actually Beef Broth he's hilarious dude."
"His real name is actually Beef Broth?"
"Yeah it is!"

by Bason Bawkins March 6, 2018


beef mitten

Yet another slang term for vagina, cunt, twat, pussy, etc etc

1.

Guy 1: "Dude I scored with that blode chick from the bar last night"
Guy 2: "Hell yea man did you get into her beef mitten?"
Guy 3: "For sure. Fit like a glove"

2.
Guy 1: "Hey I cant go out tonight guys."
Guy 2: "Come on man stop being such a beef mitten."

by mustbetom December 2, 2013