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A creative, intelligent and otherwise interesting writer that has a penchant for spouting off useless barble when provoked. Lives in Missouri and will one day become emperor of the world.
"Did you hear about Dee Bug?"
"Yeah, I already sold my soul to her."
A fine Southern delicacy made by only the most old generation in New Orleans. The recipe consists of grubs, frog legs, cayenne pepper and a series of secret ingredients only revealed to those of d'âge moyen and beyond.
Child: "Mom, why does grandma keep bringing over bug frump?"
Mom: "Oh, honey, it's a secret recipe. It's a privilege she even knows how to make it."
Another name for the dreaded summertime pest, the mosquito.
You wouldn't believe all of the Vampire Bugs that were by the lake last night! I know at least one of them had to have been named Edward Cullen.
When A mother fucker is being a little bitch and makes fun of their half retarded equal opportunity coworker when they’re doing their best at a task.
Damn Shancè is being a real hot-bug right now. Zach is just doing his best he can. It’s not his fault he can’t spell his own name.
A term of endearment my boyfriend called me after I sent him a picture of us kissing and he declared I was too mushy.
“You’re too mushy, you’re a mush bug.”
An insect that occurs only in northern Utah. The chrysalis can be found subterranean at less than one foot below the surface. They are more commonly known as moth larvae, but this mother fucker is indeed a buth.
My siblings and I dug up a buth bug in the backyard.