wheel chair

a douche bag. also a total noob.

Lexi is such a wheel chair. I mean, she just threw my clarinet.

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Scoot the chair

When a girl rides your dick but only moves back and forth, similar to scooting in a chair.

It must have been this bitch’s first time, cause all she knew how to do was scoot the chair.

That was the worst sex of my life, all she did was scoot the chair.

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chair ride

A New England thing when you are expecting to go on a hay ride around a golf course but it's really just two horses pulling people that are sitting on chairs on a wagon and listening to some corny guy hired to sing about 1812 and some old lady trying to be cool and sing too when she actually sucks at life.

There was an extremely hot guy helping with the chair ride tonight.

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cool chair

phrase used to describe something cool, a time that is chill, an event that is over and is currently chill. Used in same context as "cool beans", but is much more recent and far cooler chair.

person 1: "so you're not mad at me for stealing your boyfriend anymore, right?"
person 2: "naaaaaaaah, it's cool chair"

Person 1: "Woah, that looks awesome!"
Person 2: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, that's so cool chair!"

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Chair jammin'

Jamming to tunage whilst sitting in a chair... preferably to gangsta rap.

"I'm chair jammin' to Nelly :):)

...dudes love that."

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Blue Chair

When someones gouch rips from too much anal

"Damn that guy just got blue chaired"

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chair sex

when one inserts a chair leg into the female genitalia

Mel likes to pass the time having chair sex

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