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Christian

Someone who thinks that are smart but they are extremely retarded and can't spell their own name

Teacher- Spell your name
Christian- C R I S T Y E N
Teacher- Incorrect, how do you not know how to spell your own name

Christian- But I was right
Whole Class- Veggie

by Cooneyes May 22, 2019

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christians

Go to church *Every* Sunday often no exceptions apply there views on certain controversial/social issues very from each person for example homosexuality some say it’s a life style some say it’s an abomination. The Bible or Biblios in Greek is the original source of mainstream Christianity it consists of countless short stories called scriptures many of which contradict each other.

Christianity can also be a radical religion like other religions. However Many radical Christians are unaware of this and consider there behavior as normal.

by The sonnyer September 10, 2018

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Christian

A smart guy who tends to date redheads. He has a huge cock and is a leo. Hes alot better than people think. Hes really sweet.

Hes so nice to you, is he a Christian?

by Harold13562 May 15, 2017

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Christian

When you see him, you will find yourself running for your life as he is very, very ugly. He is also very, very stupid so you may find him asking you for answers. If you see this person, immediately run for your life!

An example of what a Christian would say during a verbal fight: β€œOH YEAH EGGHEAD MOTHERTRUCKER!?” And ladies and gentlemen, that is a Christian. It does not take long to see the signs.

by jiminie_pabobts January 3, 2019

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Christian

The kind of kid who reached his athletic peak in elementary school, plays baseball, and now is 1st in the lineup in middle/high school because he's the coaches son. He also pitches, throwing hard and innacurate. He's put on a little weight since fifth grade so he cant really run. He just strikes out and throws a fit in the dugout. Nobody on the baseball team likes Christian.

"Damn, Christian is only on the team because he's the coach's son."

"Yeah, he sucks."

by NCBuckets January 17, 2018

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Christians

A crazy group of radical terrorist

Christians are a religious cult

Little boy: Mommy why is that man beating that other man?

Mother: Oh honey! That is brother John and he is showing the non-believer the way of God.

Little boy: aww he is such a good Christian.

by Breakfastsong November 22, 2017

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christian

a sexy bitch who gets all the girls and is good at all sports

I wish I could be christian

by 1212348574839382635 May 16, 2018

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