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A dick that has herpes so bad that it can easily be confused with a crab's claw.
Holy shit that's a massive crab dick!
Crab Slag AKA A slow moving Swamp Donkey on the cheap
I fell asleep before that crab Slag could satisfy me....
When Emily is done eating crab and goes home and her husband finds crab on her shirt!
Emily save shirt crab for later!
Using pubic hair to make arts and crafts projects. Crabs not necessary.
“I shaved my pubes last night.” “Oh, man, give me the hair, I wanna make some arts and crabs.”
When the cum recipient gets your man-goo on their hands, then proceeds to pinch their fingers and thumb together, imitating a crab claw, and walks sideways out of the room.
Jenna is so crazy she did the cum crab after sex while my parents were staying over.
Hermit-crabbing the pre-stage to prairie dogging.
"Dude I was showering this morning and my hermit-crabbing almost went full prairie dogging."