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Urban Dictionary

Online Dictionary that SHOULD be used to help people find out what something is, but instead, is used by perverts and drug addicts, and, SOMEHOW, all definitions pertain to either something sexually related, or drug related.

Urban Dictionary Definition for Cereal:
Correct Definition: A crunchy, often sugary, breakfast food, often eaten with milk.

"Urban" Definition: DRUGS.

Urban Dictionary Definition for Taco:
Correct Definition: A mexican dish containing lettuce, tomato, cheese, and beef, all wrapped in a tortilla.

"Urban" Definition: VAGINA

by RantingJesus March 18, 2009


Urban dictionary

Users submit definitions of any random word. Other users grade those definitions on whether or not they want the definition to be published

Im going on urban dictionary to put In the definition of 'family'

by Ncg13 April 16, 2017


Urban Dictionary

A Bible full of words.

Wanna go on Urban Dictionary?”

by DaUltimateMemelord April 26, 2018


Webster's Dictionary

The opposite of this crappy site that only has fake news, but is great for defining Emergency Bacon.

I read the Webster's Dictionary Today.

by lol im a not troll October 11, 2017


Urban Dictionary

A website that has been taken over by:

Conservatives who rant their political and untrue propaganda
Elito-Conformist "punks" who bash every type of music that isn't considered "classic"
Stupid teenagers who use this as a place to make fun of their friends
Biggots who make fun of people based on their religions and races and names and genders and sexualities.

1. Israel is a nation, Arabs are subhuman, here on Urban Dictionary.
2. Green Day sucks, ALL of their fans think they are punk, here on Urban Dictionary.
3. (Bob)is an asshole, here on Urban Dictionary
4. I hate black people and gay people, here on Urban Dictionary.

by SLC September 18, 2005


URBAN DICTIONARY

a really dumb site where every user rejects every word you try to post after spending 5 mins typing it

URBAN DICTIONARY SUCKS

by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! March 04, 2019


dictionary

a dictionary is a book with the definitions of various words and often has other grammatical information and things like that, also a dictionary is what your currently using and looking up the definition for.

also looking up the word "dictionary" in a dictionary is a paradox and thus by reading this sentence you are risking the safety of the entire universe :(

dude 1 : "hey dude whats a freezer?"
dude 2 : "look it up in a dictionary."
dude 1 : "whats a dictionary?"
dude 2 : *gives the guy a dictionary* "this is a dictionary"
dude 1 : thanks man

dude 2 *thinks to self* "I'm never eating at his house again"

by Spartan 13373 July 06, 2011