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If Jimi Hendrix is Jesus, then Van Halen is Saint Peter.
"Holy shit," Someone watching Eddie Van Halen play.
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The origional guitar player for motorhead great guitar player and later started his own band called fastway obviously after his name
Fast Eddie Clarke is an underrated guitar player
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1. Comedian that isn't really that funny, so needs a hook (dressing like a rump ranger) in order to draw audiences.
2. One of the only comedians that one could sit through for hours without cracking even the slightest hint of a grin.
After sitting through a full hour set of an Eddie Izzard show...
"Man, I wasted my money. I sat through a full one hour show without even grinning...but did you see the way that he/she was dressed? That made the show so funny! Eddie Izzard is now my favorite comedian, because even though his/her jokes are not edgy or original, he/she sure dresses different! I mean oh my God...he made a joke about candy, that is soooo original...Jammydodgers, that shit is hilarious!"
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When your girlfriend transition from "My Girl Likes to Party all the time, party all the time" by Eddie Murphy, to watching shitty Disney movies like "Dr. Doolittle" staring Eddie Murphy.
I broke up with Elizabeth because she was cool before the Eddie Murphy Transition happened, now she wants to stay home every night.
A disease that causes bouts of crippling insecurity. You're so insecure because your peers laugh at you behind your back and you know it. This leads you to think that EVERYONE in the world is taking a shot at you when it's just people in your own specific profession, e.g. other comedians.
Often you try to fight through the insecurity by bringing attention onto yourself and rambling on for twenty minutes without being funny, then when it doesn't go over you lash out at the nearest person, do a few pull-ups and cry yourself to sleep.
Phil: "The whole world hates me, I'm so sad"
Derek: "The whole world doesn't hate you, you've got Eddie Ifft Syndrome, you're just not as funny as you think you are"
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his dick is so small
he pisses on his balls,
tries to make up for it with a truck he thinks is hoss
but we know the nine-five neon is boss
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When u wipe your ass with your hand and slap some one on there forehead
Yea dude i just Eddie Haskelled Adrianna
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