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To prepare the creamiest, thickest milkshake ever made. Can only be done by someone with a biology degree.
Get him to bio engineer me a milkshake
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This is the term used when people wishes to make millions. This is mainley carried out by software engineers to increses there pay packets.
You have spent thousands on developing a talor made system for your company it gets implemented and then you hear:
"Oh! The software is incompatible with your system!" they say with a fake look of horror on there face's
"We will have to carry out some software engineering on the program."
Can you hear the till ringing?
Congratulations! you have fallen for the latest reincarnation of the oldest trick in the book. get as much money as you can out of the suckers!
Take my advice do not fall for it. ask for clarification and if you are in the UK threten them with the Trades Descriptions Act - goods supplied unfit for purposes they were intended.
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Boring shite that takes to long to do. and usually does nobody any good.
Have you seen the new windows?
Yeah. its total shite. like i expected it to be. mmmm smells like WinME to me
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Boring, cubicle work which involves a lot of lines of code and countless hours of boring work. Requirements are a tie and mad computer skills. Best example of a software engineer: Peter from Office Space.
I am a software engineer at Microsoft.
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An accurate representation of the chug life.
When Thomas the Dank Engine puts the clip in his AK he slays from far away, everybody hit the D.E.C.K.
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The Number 1 and most badass steam engine in the whole fucking world.
I'm dating Thomas The Tank Engine.
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one who is afraid to do chemical engineering and thats why chooses EE, which is easier
chemistry ia pain in the butt, i m just gonna be an electrical engineer
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