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Uneaten sliced ham, usually taken from a diner, and placed in one’s pockets to be consumed during a car ride.
Oh hey, wow, is that some road ham in your glove box?
Rachel bent over in her bathrobe and the next thing ya know boom, ham-slamwich.
awesome website where you can buy cool jew shirts that are hilarious.
an oxymoron, but hilarious.
i went to kosher ham and bought a hilarious shirt.
Ham cheesed refers to when you are intoxicated with alcohol and marijuana
"Yo bro why does my ass hurt"
"i dunno bro you were pretty ham cheesed last night"
Dropped off my car to get a flat tire fixed and got ham and egged into buying a new wheel and tire.
More than merely a slogan, more a state of mind.
You want a meaning to your life? You want a reason for being? Vote Ham and realise your existence.
To find what you seek in the road of life,
the best proverb of all is that which says:
"Vote Ham."