When your fam from out of state, that are LEO's (3 stripes approved) or feds roll into Charm city around your birthday to celebrate. It can only end one way. With swat raiding a seedy 40 motel for hookers and dope...
I didn't realize it was going to be a Francis and a Bmore straight jacket birthday.
The town rapist
Cool as hell
Has a sick ass jacket, that's a little too big for him
Ballin all the time
Friend: what'd they call you?
You: Big Jacket Smith
Friend: why?
You: I rape people
The town rapist
Cool as hell
Has a sick ass jacket, that's a little too big for him
Ballin all the time
Friend: what'd they call you?
You: Big Jacket Smith
Friend: why?
You: I rape people
A condom
“ hey before we fuck in the asshole lemme use a Johnson jacket
Ass Jacket. Underwear!
Mom to her son: you will be going on the trip for three days, so pack at least 3 ass jackets!
If the ass shirt is my underwear, then these skinny jeans are my ass jacket.
The act of a man performing oral sex on a woman and finding a condom inside of her from the last man she had intercourse with and sucking it out in his mouth.
"I didn't even know she was with another man, until I found a wet jacket in a condom cave!"