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Sad last word. Spoken because bro doesnt watch his jet
Bro's friend : Hey bro watch your jet !........watch your jet bro WATCH YO-
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When you stay up till 2 am and wake up at noon during the weekend and on sunday night you can't fall asleep till 2 because you're used to going to bed at 2 and then you wake up for school on monday with 6 hours of sleep and you're tired as shit.
Man: dude, I'm so effin' tired! I hate mondays!
Dude: Man, you got some Sunday-Monday Jet Lag
A popular term used by squadron members at Newcastle Jets games.
1. When twats in bay 2 stand there without contributing to any songs.
2. When twats stop singing when we are down a goal.
3. When twats start the same annoying song over and over eg ohh when the jets, or poofter goalkeeper.
4. When twats use it as a stop before town just so they can get drunk
Mong - Newcastle Jets
Squadron member 1: Fucking squadron mongs
Squadron member 2: Seemed a lot in the bay 2nite
Squadron member 1: Spose they were just ring in blokes
Squadron member 2: Most likely...I mean who would go into the squadron with a rugby league jersey on & try and start up a mexican wave every 5 minutes
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When a girl is riding you cowgirl style and you feel a gust of wind hit your balls from her fart.
Dude this hot girl was riding me last night and i swear i felt her fart on my nuts!
"Oh she gave you the good ol Kentucky Jet Stream"
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The act of jumping and latching onto someone’s back, (covering said persons face because they are said mandalorian) and aggressively projectile shit, propelling the person forward, maybe even in the air
Yo, I just got Mandalorian Jet Packed. Flew forward 4 feet! This is the way!
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The act of doggy style penetration from behind in either the anus or vagina of a woman or man on hard wood floors. One pulls out moments before ejaculation and points ones penis at the floor roughly below the face of the target. One then cums and pulls the hands of the person receiving coitus at the same time. Slamming there face into the ejaculate and mopping up the ejaculate with their face and hair.
Zach- "She was giving me hell about cleaning the floors in my apartment so I swiffer wet jetted her right there."
Joey-"She give you anymore lip?"
Zach- "No apparently cum and blond hair do a pretty good job..."
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An explosive diahrea wet fart that acts as a jet engine that shoots you air born from your seat, leaving you confused and embaressed.
dood i just had a wet fart jet fart, it blew me through the roof of my grandmas house
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