coke job

When a guy takes a coa coala bottle smashes it over a girls head and makes her snort coccaine off his dick.

Jon: Dude how was your night last night?
Alec: It was awesome I bought a 2 liter of coke then I gave Tiffany a coke job.

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Toad Job

Getting a blow job from a woman excessing over 225 pounds.
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Getting so drunk don't care you will probably get head from a girl over 225 pounds.

Kyle- Bro, Jake got a toad job last night!!

Joe- No sir! That's not cool!

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Suck job

Getting your lips around somebody's shaft and giving it a good old suck until they cream on your tonsils

I'd give those lads Harvey and Cam a suck job anyday. I've heard that girl Becky is good at giving suck jobs

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mitt job

performing a hand job whilst wearing an oven mitt

Last night she gave me the best mitt job!

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brat job

Having a girl feed you a bratwurst or any other phallic shaped object while recieving a blow job.

Man, I got a great brat job last night. The girl was great and I sure do love bratwurst.

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hair job

the best thing ever thought of by a human being.

She wrapped her very long, soft, sensuous hair around my cock and stroked me until I went straight to heaven.

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Smoke Job

when a chick smokes and gives you a blow job at the same time. the hot smoke feels wikked.

my girl gave me a smoke job last night.

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