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a joke made to insult a certain characteristic about some ones mum. this type of joke isn't usually used as a directed insult, but more so as an exchange of jokes between two friends.
as an example for a yomama joke, yomama is so hairy, that when she had you, you got carpet burn!
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When a friend tells you something funny that happened to them. But you hardly crack a smile and they say, "well you had to be there"
Pretty much what I just said above.
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uncle jokes are jokes that have zero intelligence or wit behind them and are often told by uncles at family events. most uncle jokes draw laughs from the family, but if you respect things that are actually funny, you keep quiet. uncle jokes can resemble the cheesy jokes told on television shows such as full house or family matters.
Setting: Thanksgiving dinner
Mom - "One year I remember, grandma put the turkey in the oven and never turned it on!"
Uncle - "Well what did you do for dinner?"
Mom - "I think we just went to Pizza Hut"
Uncle - "(giggling) I guess you could call it TURKEY HUT!"
*note how terrible the joke is all together, a phenomenon like this actually draws laughs from the kin. uncle joke at its finest.
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n. somthing incredibly funny that only you and your friends who were there at the time will ever understand. Ever.
Meghan: The s*** has hit the fan. Doooodleootdoo doo.
Multiple people: AHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! oh gahh that was funny.
Victor: i don't get it.
Me: Inside joke.
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The funniest things in the world to listen to when your dad is drunk.
A 90 yr. old mans sex drive is like trying to play pool with a rope.
What does a soda machine and monica luinsky have in common, "insert bill here ---->"
Why didn't osama have sex with all of his wives, because he opened there legs and saw bush.
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an individual who is the constant recipient of everyone else's ridicule and jokes.
1-Gordon was San Diemas High School's joke dog.
2-Kelly and Nicole will not tolerate being your joke dog.
3-"People say joke dog."
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A joke about sex. ( Ever watch Family Guy? )
Heard of that guy named Dick who lives in Virginia?
( get it? Virginia? Virgina? Dick in Virgina? ) Sex joke.
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