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Ted Cruz: I am not the Zodiac Killer
Media: Omg ted cruz is teh zodiac killur #tediszodiackillerconfirmed
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1. A new cellular phone that is so superior and well designed that it poses a potential threat to the Apple iPhone empire.
2. A cellular phone that is cheaper, has more features, superior software, a removable battery and longer battery life than an Apple iPhone.
That Googlephone that's coming out is gonna be an iPhone killer! It's much more than a fashion statement: it has a removable battery, better interface, and it doesn't cost $500!
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an asian girl that looks beautiful from behind, but when she turns around and you see her face she's ugly as hell!
man, i just got killed by another back killer today!
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AKA Clinton Green, who claims to have "accidentally" stepped on a healthy pigeon, murdering the poor bird while walking down the street.
Luckily, the bird probably never saw its death coming, since the pigeon killer has such big feet.
Watch out! The pigeon killer is coming! RUUUUUNNNN!!! RUN AWAY FROM CLINT!!!
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When the milk you pour on your cereal turns out to be sour and you have to dump the cereal out.
Cereal Killer. When the milk you pour on your cereal turns out to be sour and you have to dump the cereal out.
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One whom takes pride in or makes thier life revolve around CEREAL. Breakfast of champions! Nothing starts your day off right better than a bowl of peanut butter captain crunch.
I wake up and start my cereal killer routine( watch reruns of adult swim or transformers most the day eating cereal).
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police officers.
law enforcement officers
crooked ass police officers
oh shit here come them killer whales!
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