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u need some milk

when u fuck up something

(someone slips on ice) haha u need some milk!

by yermain February 19, 2016

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


i need my issue

They're really horny to function; they want to f*ck asap

baby I need my issue right now

by spacekatt March 18, 2018

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


we need moar internets

The result of inserting facebook into the internet hat machine. The end result is something resembling /b/ but with less deprivation and moar uncorrupted lulz.

On the first day, /b/ was created.
On the second day, a lolcat wished for moar internets.
On the third day, a group made the decision that we need moar internets.

by loooooooooooooooooooongcat May 21, 2008

24πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


help, I need somebody

help, I need somebody
help, not just anybody

help, I need somebody
help, not just anybody
help, you know I need someone, help

by Unknown User 404 March 16, 2020

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


need some ice for that burn?

1. When someone gets β€œburned” or β€œroasted” and someone wants to further rub it in.

2. To say if someone legitimately gets burned and may actually need ice.

β€œYou wish you had a girl, Carl. Too bad you’re forever alone lol”
β€œDamn man,need some ice for that burn?! Lmao”

by GrammarEmo December 31, 2018


i need my bed

you sleep to much and you have to git up and watch jake paul

do you know what i need my bed?

by 20029400 December 20, 2017

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


we need to get on the payload

something my team never does

GUYS WE NEED TO GET ON THE PAYLOAD

by The Golden October 4, 2017