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The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends
For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
Matt: "I heard Damen purchased a new jug of Unicorn Seed the other day."
another word for a guys penis
a girl probably doesn\t want to see your seed shooter, even in an impersonal cl ad
While getting head from your favorite, huntress, theater chick or firesnatch whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week’s worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce an auto-attack effect as she stumbles around the room like a belligerent fool.
Theater chick ran into a wall and broke her nose after Bobby gave her his ancient seed.
The large and prickly balls or testicles of a human male. One that hasn’t been in contact with a razor for a very long time. The strands of hairs represents the spikes on the seed of a golden apple fruit.
She likes putting golden apple seed in her mouth.
Putting a straw in the urethra and funneling chilli powder into it
Me and my brother love to do seeding
The newest (rather brainrot) slang as of 7/17/2024, meaning: Anything relevant to the situation, or not. It's anything that either fits into the context of the situation, or doesn't.
It's used when people either don't wish to type out/want to keep their activities private. Seeding or the actions of someone who has seeded cannot be questioned. It should typically be replied to more neutrally, but it depends per context. Seeding can be used seriously or humorously. Refers generally to non-web related activities as well as web related activities. One shouldn't entirely use it to confuse people, losing it's definition. If you are seeding, you are doing something that you simply didn't choose to name, preferring to simplify it, or for humorous purposes rather than spending time explaining, though not limited. Alike the slang from the 1990's, full send, seeding has a version of this.
If you are full-seed, you are set on doing something committedly. If you are fully-seeding, you are actively working with full commitment to your seedling. There are no other full-seeds.
When referring to seeding, you call it seeding, minus exceptions.
If you are yet to seed, refer to it as a seed, or that you're gonna seed. If you plan to seed, that's a seedling. Seedlings=ideas.
If you are actively seeding, you are in-seed, or seeding.
If you had been seeding, and are back , you are/had seeded.
A good rule of thumb is if you can refer to making a sandwich, you're good to say it. Happy seeding.
EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: "Hey, cut it out, I'm seeding rn."
Person 2: "My bad, I'll leave you to it."
EXAMPLE TWO:
"I need a min to seed."
"Oh alr, ur good."
EXAMPLE 3:
"is everyone seeding now..?"
"Yea ngl-"
EXAMPLE 5:
"Chat, I have a seedling."
"Alright, you gonna do it?"
"Yeah def."
EXAMPLE 6:
"CHAT, I'M FULLY-SEEDING RN."
*Chat applauds and cheers them on, empowering them to keep up their full-seed/seeding.*