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talking in code in front of your boss, while irritated : find the smurf! with a huge smile on your face!
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A kosher alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 specific kosher liquors: STOLICHNAYA blueberry vodka, DEKYPUR Blue Curacao and SAUZA Blue Tequila. This "shot" is served in equal parts over ice, in a highball glass. It is garnished with a floating blue crayon. (It is acceptable, in small bars and homes only, with these tough economic times to chop up the crayon and put a few pieces in the drink.)
I was so hammered last night! Every frame I lost in bowling, I was forced to do a shot of Smurf Spunk! After about 7 of them I lost track, and somehow I thought it'd be funny if I stuck one of the crayons up my ass!
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Angry person with blue hair. Typically morbidly obese and militant about fat acceptance, claims to be trans, often to be found in white knee socks and hotpants.
For some reason I can't quite put my finger on, there are very few Harry Potter fans in the woke smurf community.
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Kenny: What happened with Jen last night dude?
Phil: She was giving sucking me clean until her dad came home early
Kenny: Damn did you finish?
Phil: Nah I got fuckin smurfs in the sack
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Creating multiple facebook accounts to like and friend yourself.
Person A: look how many friends I have on facebook, and they all like my posts.
Person B: You're facebook smurfing.
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a man who masturbates to gay porn
Jeff Dunham loves Chockin a Smurf
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