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They aint gonna be more then what they are now. They friendly to every "customer" and just onto the next. Thinking they something super like a super market but they just a drive by stop, everyone welcome at.
All you mess around with is convenience stores.
less popular discount version of a product
Goro is such a store brand machamp
The superior brand choice for the enlightened masses. These enlightened individuals realize that name brands and store brands are literally one and the same. The only difference is that you're paying more for the label on the can, and only suckers and conformists fall for that. Organic brands, however, trump both store and name brands. Mainly self-actualized people buy organic brands.
In summary:
organic/healthy brands > store brands > name brands
Some dude: *buys name-brand chips*
Me, an enlightened cashier: Hey, you know you can save $2 by buying the store brand alternative, right?
Any chain store like a Dollar general Walmart etc. This is a reference to pod people. (invasion of the body snatchers)
I can't believe they're building another CVS. What a pod store.stupid chains are ruining the independents.
A ice store is a store that sells ice coffees, coffee and any gourmet drinks
Poppa's Corner Store - is defined as: the place where all fathers gravitate toward and disappear into. A psuedo-immortal afterlife where all the dads go to tell shitty dad jokes and relax away from the family. No dad ever abandons his family or dies, he just goes to THE corner store; and never comes back.
My dad went to Poppa's Corner Store and never came back.
Where you and me get everything we need, paper towels? Its there! Candy, its there! A vibrater? Its there!
Me: hey wanna go to the dollar store?
You: no why would you wanna go,
Me: it has everything you need..
You: no it doesn’t..
(Later at the dollar store)
You: IT DOES HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED WTF??