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Upon satanic ritual, a storm in which the sky gets dark and flaming dicks pour from the clouds.
The toothless meth heads had third degree burns on their mouths from the satanic dick storm.
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Chemical Shit Storm When a food like substance sold has such an array of chemicals made to taste pleasant but is terribly unhealthy
I enjoyed these chips but I am certain they are a chemical shit storm.
On September 11, the NHC began monitoring an area of low pressure over the southeastern Bahamas. At 21:00 UTC on September 17, advisories were initated on Tropical Storm Odette.208 Soon afterward, the storm began an extratropical transition. During this process, its deep convection was consistently displaced well to the east of a poorly-defined center due to strong westerly wind shear. The system's circulation was elongated from southwest to northeast and contained multiple low-cloud swirls. Odette completed extratropical transition late the following day, becoming a post-tropical cyclone. After degenerating into a non-tropical low pressure system, the remnants of Odette drifted into the northern Atlantic on September 19, producing gale-force winds. Afterward, Odette's remnants continued moving out into the Atlantic, moving northeastward, before turning southward, and then curving northward and westward. During this time, the NHC monitored Odette's remnants for the potential to redevelop into a subtropical or tropical cyclone, with the NHC increasing Odette's chances of redevelopment to 60% on September 23. However, on September 24, most of the system's convection dissipated, while the system turned eastward yet again, and with conditions growing increasingly hostile, the NHC downgraded Odette's chances of redevelopment to 0%.
"Tropical Storm Odette looks like shit
When two people are having sex, the man pulls out of his partner and while the bottom is stunned awaiting for ejaculation the top urinates on the terrified victim.
Jon: yo dude so I was chillin with Janet last night right?
Xavier: yea?
Jon: I totally pulled a Montana storm drain on her last night big cat
Xavier: dude no fucking way!!! Did you like major soak her?
Jon: yea dude bitch looked like an Oscar she was so yellow
when a man places his testicles on another person's eyelids, then procedes to fart into the person's mouth.
My roommate didn't smell the arabian sand storm comin >:)
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When a ginger midget cums into a freezer then is dropped into a strong fan, dropping onto an anxious waiting female's breasts and into her open mouth.
¡Man i would so give Megan Fox a leprechaun snow storm if i was shorter!
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Astoundingly severe diarrhea, usually induced by tainted food/ water at a tropical destination.
"Our vacation in the Domincan Republic was okay, but Tropical Storm Tuchas blew in and totally fucked our week up."
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