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a story that is told by a typically entertaining and engaging speaker, whose childbirth was aided by the use of forceps, resulting in a defect that causes the telling of an occasional boring story. A forceps story has no plot, no punchline, no meaning and usually no natural ending.
That's such a forceps story. Forceps!!
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A long story about why someone doesn't drink Tequila anymore. It usually ends with someone puking their guts out or doing something crazy.
Don: So I ended up blowing chunks all over these chicks I was going fuck. That's the ending for my tequila story.
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pointless short story with not much to it that usually begins with "once" or "this time" but it is told in a maner in which the teller thinks it is the best story in the whole world with a bunch of relivence....love ya though roo:)
roo story..."one time my friend, she waddles"
roo story..." one time my friend....she spent all her money on knive"
roo story..." at my school there is mulch....does your school have mulch"
roo story..."your hair is orgasmic"
ect...
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A story with an elaborate explanation about how something relatively simple happened to you.
Guy on youtube tells the blister story of how he got his foot blister by having to use his left sock as a toilet paper substitute in a Thai public toilet.
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When someone is trying to tell you a story about when they were stoned or while they were smoking and they end the story with "...I think".
"So I rolled this super fat dooby and hot boxed the shit out of my car and went to taco bell and munched SOOOOOO HARD...I think."
"Bro that's a straight up stoner story!" HAHAHAHAH
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n. an awkwardly brief story with no real direction, but preceded with great hype.
Example Tory Story: "OMG! The FUNNIEST thing happened to me yesterday, I have to tell you!!!! I ran into jim at the market!..."
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The thing you look up just to get horny until you see this.
Sex story:
So Kate was really horny at the moment and she called me over in a rather seductive voice. I came to her house confused (we hardly have sex) and when I got there the FIRST thing she asked was, "Wanna bang?" I agreed and she told me her parents weren't home, and neither were the FBI. So we went to their bed, took off our clothes, and had sex. No, why the hell would I describe it? Sorry guys, this place sucks enough.
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