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Guy: Hey dude tds is updating in a few weeks!
A few weeks later
Guy: bruh tower delay simulator
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If an Eiffel Tower is when 2 men are doing one girl (one from behind and one getting a BJ) and then high fiving, then an Eiffel Tower is when one of the guys is a midget.
Hey there little guy, why don't we go pick up a call girl and give her the ol' Eiffel Tower--er, I guess in your case the Tower of Pisa.
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Russian slang for a big penis.
Damn! That mans penis is an Eiffel Tower.
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This particular manuever, founded back in the summer of 2006 originated in Southeast Kansas, known as the sunflower state. It involves at least three females and as many males as possible. The group needs to be in a large room where there is sufficient room for all persons to be involed in a massive sex orgy. All the bitches (girls, that is, not weak men) involved lay on top of one another in a parallel manner. When correctly assuming the positions, as the tower ascends, for safety's sake the weight of the female should decline (meaning fatties on bottom, anorexics toward the top), and the vaginas should be perfectly alined. Then, all of the people with cocks lick up and down the Sunflower Sour Tower created by the vaginas of nasty ladies.
So, I was at this swinger party in Eureka, Ks, and Fred hollered out from the pile of naked bodies, "Let's make a Sunflower Sour Tower. I feel like getting some herpes on my face."
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Getting permission from your wife/girlfriend to do something fun with your friends and not her
I'd love to go to the bar Friday, but I need to get clearance from the tower first.
A popular tower defense game in Roblox
It is abbreviated as TDS
It is made in 6/6/19
I like tower defense games, my favorite is Tower Defense Simulator.
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roblox obby game where you can easily find some 3 year old babyraging on toast or something like that idk
"hey zLegitimate wanna play Juke's Towers of Hell?"
"yeh sure u wan beat that soul crushin?"
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